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Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

Having recently realised I’m pan, I am pleased to say that as a blonde I will do my best to keep our records safe.





Go Forth and Educate Yourselves!

I’d also highly recommend watching the Jane Elliot Brown-eye/Blue-eye experiments, which can be found here:

Not only should you educate yourself but use this for good. Look around you and help others who don’t have this privilege. Hiring, donating, community service, etc.

After this post went viral, the original artist had to delete their tumblr because they were inundated with death threats.

There were people more offended by this comic than offended by the existence of racial disparities—to the point where they threatened this artist’s life.

people are fucking disgusting, I hope the original artist is doing okay now because they are an amazing person to draw this.


things girls are made to feel ashamed of-

  • having periods
  • choosing what they want to wear on their body
  • wanting to/not wanting to have sex
  • putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
  • standing up against misogyny
  • ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
  • abortion
  • having hair on their body
  • not appreciating catcalls
  • not appreciating chivalry
  • having control over their own fucking body

basically living

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job

  • Me:

    Did you find everything ok today Sir?

  • Male Customer:

    Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?

  • Me:

    21, but yes.

  • Male Customer:

    God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues

  • Me:


  • Male Customer:

    so do you like working here? Are you in school?

  • Me:

    Your total today is 21.38 Sir.

  • Male Customer:

    Are you seeing anyone?

  • Me:

    ......Cash or Credit Sir?

  • Male Customer:

    When do you get off work?

  • Male co-worker comes up next to me:

    Everything ok?

  • Male Customer:

    Yeah we're fine

  • Male Co-worker:

    Actually I think you're being really rude

  • Male Customer:

    What are you her boyfriend?

  • Male co-worker:

    No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.

  • Male Customer:

    You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.

  • Me:

    It's really ok, everything is Ok

  • Male Co-worker:

    No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*

  • Male Customer:

    slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*

  • Male Co-worker:

    You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

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